ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad omfg
elasticitymudflap: the otp ◡‿◡✿ the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿ the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿
stridingdirks: ok so i have decided to do a thing because i saw a thing about how people never actually went through with these things so reblog this by june 27th and i will give you an incredibly shitty picture based on your url for example here we can see dirk striding for my url it is so obvious that he is striding look how i labeled it and everything i will post them and tag them with...
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
opulate: how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
at what age do i just magically turn hot
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck